The One-Woman Gun Show at the Deli Aisle
Ah, there she is! The woman in the pink and white striped dress, making the deli section her personal stage, flexing those biceps like she’s posing for the cover of a fitness magazine. It’s the perfect spot, really—because let’s face it, you don’t get arms like that without fueling up on some serious protein. She’s not just casually grabbing a few slices of turkey; she’s practically sizing up the entire deli counter, ready to haul a whole turkey over her shoulder as part of her strength training routine.
And what’s in her cart? Forget the usual groceries—she’s stocking up on cans of “Awesomeness” and “Beast Mode.” I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a personal best hidden in there too. Her shopping list is probably a secret to unlocking epic gains, and I want in on that action! But let’s be real, those biceps aren’t just for show; they come with a membership to five weekly CrossFit sessions. Who needs a ticket to the gun show when she’s right there in aisle five?
